February 2012
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Foreign exchange students are the best:
Supenida (a Thai exchange student at my school): Who is that? (Pointing to a photo of a girl on my binder) Is she your girlfriend?
Me: No Supenida, I like penis.
Supenida: Oh......
Supenida: Who is penis?
I cannot stand when people get awkward because of...
Its not awkward, you just don’t have any fucking social skills.
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"Roses are sometimes red, Violets are sometimes...
“I’m sorry for being flaky. I wouldn’t be happy without you.”
Probably one of the best valentines I’ve gotten.
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I like how when people die, people suddenly care.
Amy Winehouse died, and then a bunch of people who never listened to her (or only knew about Rehab) started claiming to be her biggest fans.
Elizabeth Taylor died, and people (who never watched any of her movies) started saying she was a brilliant actress and an idol of our times.
Now, Whitney Houston died and everyone (who never even mentioned her before) like her page on facebook and then talk...
Anonymous asked: I dont like tea but my boyfriend loves sweet tea and i wanted to make this for him. how do you make it?
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